Wednesday, November 26, 2008

How Did Ann Coulter Break Her Jaw?

According to the Gay Socialites website, Coulter broke her jaw when she fell down a flight of stairs. Hmm. Did someone grease them first, anticipating her descent?

ann coulterIt appears that Page Six of The New York Post first reported that Ann Coulter, uber con and ultra-mean girl, broke her jaw and now has her mouth wired shut. While Page Six may be part of the NYP, it's still a gossip sheet, and so I'm hesitant to say Coulter definitely broke her jaw and has her mouth wired shut without other documentation, especially since I recently told readers to avoid gossip rags when looking for news about future First Lady Michelle Obama.

Under "We Hear ... We Hear," the gossip brief reads:
... although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut. (NYP)
I wish no harm on Coulter, but a little silence from her is probably a good thing.

"The Dish Rag" at The Los Angeles Times is also reporting on Coulter's misfortune, with glee, btw, but its source is Page Six as well. So, we're all still wondering, if the story is fact, then who or what broke Coulter's jaw? Did she fall and do it or did somebody land a well-placed punch? If so, why?

Considering Coulter's cracked jaw may have resulted from conscious violence against women, I won't speculate further about potential perpetrators and certainly won't send anyone kudos for socking her and shutting her up, even though that possible assailant may have given the world a moment's peace.

Supposing the rumor may be true, College On The Record calls Coulter's injury a "Thanksgiving miracle," and dubs Couter the "wicked witch of the right" as it shares this video from MSNBC's Keith Olbermann:

The conservative mouthpiece is scheduled to release a new book that will be an assault on liberals. Oh, no. Not again! The Huffington Post reports that in it Coulter will whine and rant about media giving President-elect Barack Obama a free pass during the campaign. Her book's entitled Guilty: Liberal "Victims" And Their Assault On America.

Ann Coulter is a one-trick pony fascinated by her own press clippings. She's a gold member in the Media Whoredom Hall of Fame. So, it's possible she's laid up in a spa someplace pretending to have broken her jaw. Either way, we've got a short break.

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