Thursday, March 5, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Wants to Debate Obama: Political Machismo Theater 2

Today's episode is brought to you buy Machiavellian Media Pimps, MMP: Shall We Play a Game?

On yesterday's episode of Political Machismo Theater, your narrator revealed through backstory that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and his band of merry Dems played Rush Limbaugh and RNC Chair Michael Steele like a guitar. Yes, the stage crew, along with the Player in Chief Obama, baited the conservative blowhard and Republicans early and they took the bait.

Limbaugh, lover of worms, keeps going back for more, making the Grand Old Party look old indeed but mostly retarded. For Rush, it's all about his ratings.

Today our story takes a melodramatic turn with whispers that Limbaugh, beloved by core Republicans, may be what our narrator has long suspected--a troubled soul suffering from narcissistic personality disorder with high-functioning mania. USA Today and other major news sources report that Limbaugh wants to debate the President of the United States of America.

From the talkshow host's own website:
RUSH: ... But I have an idea. If these guys are so impressed with themselves, and if they are so sure of their correctness, why doesn't President Obama come on my show? We will do a one-on-one debate of ideas and policies. Now, his people in this Politico story, it's on the record. They're claiming they wanted me all along. They wanted me to be the focus of attention. So let's have the debate! I am offering President Obama to come on this program -- without staffers, without a teleprompter, without note cards -- to debate me on the issues. (Limbaugh's website)
I rarely read Politico, the site where Limaugh says it was revealed that he's been a target, and so, I didn't read its grand "exposé" published yesterday. But who needed Politico to tell them that the Limbaugh as head of RNC media blitz was a set-up, and really, Rush, who cares? You took the bait because you're a predictable egomaniac, as discussed on this blog yesterday.

Still, I may have to put Politico on the list of regular reading since they have access to the smoking guns, something I knew, but I still neglected them. It's hard to keep up with the political junkie sites. My post about the Rush/Steele set-up was written on my gut instinct that knows slick strategy when I see it, what Politico is calling the "Rush Job."

Its exposé documents backroom schemes and Limbaugh's complicity:
Soon it clicked: Democrats realized they could roll out a new GOP bogeyman for the post-Bush era by turning to an old one in Limbaugh, a polarizing figure since he rose to prominence in the 1990s.

Limbaugh is embracing the line of attack, suggesting a certain symbiosis between him and his political adversaries.

"The administration is enabling me,” he wrote in an e-mail to POLITICO. “They are expanding my profile, expanding my audience and expanding my influence. An ever larger number of people are now being exposed to the antidote to Obamaism: conservatism, as articulated by me. (Rush Job)
See what I mean by narcissistic personality disorder. Media whore. Media whore. Media whore! Boy, I wish I had blogged my Rush/Steele set-up theory Tuesday morning when I'd intended, but I didn't have time that day.

At his site, Limbaugh's growling that the Democratic Party and their operatives are mean and nasty and don't want to face their opposition. He should know of mean and nasty--Rush, the verbal sociopath.

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Meanwhile, a GOP sage, Ed Rollins, discusses at CNN that this debate over who's in charge of the GOP, Michael Steele or Rush Limbaugh, is silly. "The battle to be the "de facto leader" of this party is akin to the question of who wants to steer the Titanic after it hit the iceberg," writes Rollins. Furthermore, Rollins gives statistics showing how badly the GOP needs to hauled from the icy waters and its leadership given CPR.

He says that Rush doesn't want to run the party because LImbaugh's making mega-millions as an influential conservative voice. He also has a few words about Michael Steele and what he was elected to do. Boring! Watching Limbaugh prove he wants to be king of the world is the hotter ticket.

4 comments:

Dawn on MDI said...

Do you realize how much free publicity we progressives have given that fat gasbag? Let's stop promoting his show for him. I, for one, am so tired of reading about this asshole that I am now going to stop reading anything with his name in the title. Good grief. Let him mutter and piss in silence. Let the devoted anti-defamation people keep an eye on him for legal stuff, but I think the rest of us would do well to shut him off. And we'd do even better to stop repeating his foolishness in our pages.

Vérité Parlant said...

I get what you're saying, Dawn. This post is about how the Dems actually put promoting Rush into play for their own gain.

msladydeborah said...

VP,

I am really enjoying watching the GOP having at it. This will help us to remember why their convention looked like a gathering of Southern Plantation Owners in 08.

Rush has also made it clear that the conservatives of the GOP are not willing to follow Steele's leadership. His proposed ideology is in conflict with what they believe is right and in order for their base. If they are not willing to follow an AA POTUS, what chance does Steele really have?

As far as Rush calling out Obama-that's just a good way to increase his listener base for awhile.
Obama has serious work to do at this moment. Going on the air with Rush would be a waste of time. All that would end up would be endless loops of the points that wouldn't help solve the for real issues.

If the GOP goes bat s*** crazy at this point, so be it! I am enjoying the show.

btw, I read that post over on BH. I wanted to respond but I'm a little too heated to do that now. But there are some remarks on that post....that made my "N" temper start flaring. I may not say anything because it does seem like it would be a waste of time.

Thanks for drawing my attention to it.

Vérité Parlant said...

Deborah, I'm appreciating the artistry and Machiavellian elegance of it all.

What I think is hilarious is conservatives don't even address that Rush was complicit in it for the sake of his ratings. They want to accuse Obama, Emanuel and co. of setting up a straw man, but ignore that their boy Rush is all for it to boost his ratings.

And honestly some of them can't help but defend Rush because they know in their hearts that they're just as racist as he is.

It is quite the show they're putting on. It's comedy.